Well, in the search for a replacement for my beloved CALLED HOME (Emily Dickinson's Epitaph. . . my smashed car) I found some funnier stuff that distracted me.
This is the "eternal life ring." Uh. And they're selling it on Ebay.
Yes, it is a Jesus Christ Bobble head.
"Real Witch's Potion Lotion for sex and love!"
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