I like traffic lights

MEH!

BrassIdiot: we need new names
DanielBig12: i know!
DanielBig12: i'm thinking of going with something more meaningful and symbolic
DanielBig12: like meh

clarcece29: meh
BrassIdiot: meh?
clarcece29: meh
BrassIdiot: meh here, too
BrassIdiot: what's meh for you?
clarcece29: meh is both a question and an answer
clarcece29: it is what we all aspire to and what we all despise
clarcece29: and what we say when no words will do the trick

I wrote this whole thing here that said that Ben and I are writing about dumb things teachers say - but I hit Ctrl + R thinking it would make my cursor go to the right, and I was mistaken. So don't hit that combination.

Erin has been keeping track of dumb teacher quotes since before time began. I could copy and paste them all, but that wouldn't be doing her justice. So, without further adieu (ado? Uh?) here is Erin's subprofile page, featuring teacher quotes!

Student: "Where's the cleaning paper?"

Mrs. Gordon: "We don't have any. We're camping. This is a camping bio lab."

Student: "Oh."

9/25

"I saw a turtle that was missing a back leg. He had a stump. What do you think happened? Somebody bit him! (makes a snapping and grabbing motion)"

Mrs. Gordon, 9/25

"I should write my own book of jokes."

Mrs. Magrino, 9/25

"If you look at the human body, there's a lot of holes and openings."

Mrs. Magrino, 9/25

"If we heat up water enough, it will evaporate. It will go whoo whoo! (thrusts arms upward.)"

Mrs. Gordon, 9/24

"If it's not increasing or decreasing, then it's neither increasing nor decreasing."

Mr. Huot, 9/24

"It's okay to speak with your mouth open, Brad."

Mrs. Kilbourn, pre-9/17

"If you're not interesting, we'll talk about my hormonal problems."

Mrs. Magrino, 9/19

"One thing I have noticed with students . . . as with people . . . and I'm certain with me too. . . "

Mr. Bielizna, 9/20

"Prior to World War two, there were no teenagers."

Mr. Bielizna, 9/20

"You're not stupid, you're just naive."

Mr. Bielizna, 9/20 (wait, was this directed at me?)

"What do you think about all these preggos? Busy doing sexual reproduction rather than grading your papers!"

Mrs. Magrino, 9/23

"What happens when we split atoms? BOOM!!!" (Mrs. Gordon then gesticulated wildly.)

Mrs. Gordon, September. (contributed by Paddy)

YOU SCORE POINTS IF YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT CANNIBALISM! (points? uh. Well you get to be at the top, under this heading, anyway.)

"I had to eat my stepbrother over thanksgiving. I was at my dad's, and this was when he lost his job, and he freaked out. My stepbrother is part turkey, so we had to eat him. It was so terrible watching my stepmom shove breadcrumbs up his ass."

-Mattholomew

"There will be no eating me."

- Dana

"I eat men like air."
- Kyle O'Donnell

If you are in this category it means you said something stupid in class.

"Wow, that's a cool belt buckle."

- Sarah Kaiser

"I think I want to take a year off in a program in Alaska for wildlife."

- Ben

And, for the record, I am a fish, and so is anything that is good.

"You aren't a fish."

-Arjun

"My mom got mad at me for calling everyone a fish."

- Alexis

You want to see how powerful I am?

BrassIdiot: tell me the meaning of life
Witchbaby35: your gramma

"You're probably more sane than most people."

- Dana

The Argbot: You are not the boss of me, God.

You want to see how, uh, powerful everyone else is?

BrassIdiot (11:50:18 PM): how did he GET milk in his eye?
wrestlingman222 (11:50:53 PM): I would imagine by telling it to go in there.

"If the weasels person can do it for no reason, so can I."

- Arjun

"My mom just told me I would never be a mother."

- Inigo

becky: "you compare things to the size of cosmo?"
alexis: "only tomatoes."

MadLucasXY: i have decided to become schizophrenic
BrassIdiot: really? how are you going to go about doing that?
MadLucasXY: see that's the flaw to my plan

"Disintigrating is so bad for people."

- Chris

"Other people are stupid and I am smart. It's simple, really."

-CeCe

Arg.

"I prefer to have my belongings named after British prostitutes, though."

- Master Wok

"I personally like summer better than the school year."

- Adele

"He ate the three pigs and put each of their heads on sticks and walked around with them in front of the White House. He fit in very well with the other protesters."

- Mattholomew

littledrgn129: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
theargbot: That is a very Zen-like question.