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Once you start, you're hooked. But there is a hope for you. CANNIBALS ANONYMOUS.
Roads to infinity. Or from there.
this is here for cait
Cannibalism-related links!
eating babies is the cool thing to do
Weird dreams I've had in horribly done comic format
More reasons life sucks - this will be built over time.
Oh my God! There's an axe in my head! (after messing the first try up)
I like traffic lights
Heinle and Heinle
Your pathetic source for quotes
Something that you won't have read already.
Roads to infinity. Or from there.
Life organizer
Diagrams of my room, as promised.
good songs.

and if that made no sense, these are links. (How to say "oh my god!  there's an axe in my head!  In 102 different languages.  If you care.  I sure do.) (Turn on your volume and prepare to be left in tears by a lonely singing cat)  (the story of my life.  except it's like about some messed up frogs.  But still)
(go to the cartoons section that's "not suitable for children" and watch Billy goes to School.)
"That's a housefly, Musca domestica, and that's a cricket, Gryllus.  If you kill someone you get to find out his name."
"Daddy's writing a program to figure out the winning lottery numbers.  Then he can live in Tahiti with twenty year old women."
"The other day we were all sitting around in the park and eating these new Sun Crisp" potato chips and suddenly there was a lot of music and the sun started singing and whistling and everyone was really happy and then the sun sort of flew down from the sky and sang with us and was all happy and unfortunately the surface of the sun is roughly six thousand degrees Celsius and the sun's corona is several million degrees and well long story short we're all dead and there's not even ashes left of us - we were all completely incinerated. Dude, total twist ending there." (sometimes, things don't have to make sense.) (better than an encyclopedia, and weirder)  (if you haven't read this, I don't know what planet you're from.)
"This is America," said Duane Collins, a Gatlinburg, TN, distillery operator and father of five. "And in this country, we have the God-given right to change laws we don't think are Christian. We are united in our demands that the second law of thermodynamics be repealed, and our voice will be heard no matter what. That's just a plain fact, and nothing anybody says can ever change it." '>

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