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Once you start, you're hooked. But there is a hope for you. CANNIBALS ANONYMOUS.
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tunics
eating babies is the cool thing to do
Weird dreams I've had in horribly done comic format
Rant
More reasons life sucks - this will be built over time.
Oh my God! There's an axe in my head! (after messing the first try up)
villains!
I like traffic lights
Heinle and Heinle
Your pathetic source for quotes
Something that you won't have read already.
Roads to infinity. Or from there.
Life organizer
Diagrams of my room, as promised.
good songs.

if I can do this I will have a very good reason to be upset with myself - apparently you can just copy and paste images in.  Which means that I didn't have to lose that farging whole e*b*a*y page (asterisks for safety reasons)

My favorite games #3: The Spatula Melting Game

how to play:
  • cook pancakes
  • leave plastic-handled spatula too close to the flame
  • grip handle tightly
  • observe skin and molten plastic grafting together and peeling away in bloody mess
  • you win!!

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My favorite games #2: The Brick Smashing Game

how to play:

  • drop brick on ground and observe it break in half
  • convince yourself that since the first brick broke so easily, you can break a similar brick on your head
  • grip brick tightly
  • smash brick into head with full force
  • get cuncussion when brick does not break
  • you win!!

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My favorite games #1: The Hatchet Catching Game

how to play:

  • take hatchet in hand
  • test weight and balance of hatchet
  • convince yourself you can flip hatchet around in the air and catch the handle on the way back down
  • flip hatchet
  • catch blade on way back down
  • sever index finger
  • you win!!

http://zarkill.com/random/games.html

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