My favorite games #3: The Spatula Melting Game
how to play:
- cook pancakes
- leave plastic-handled spatula too close to the flame
- grip handle tightly
- observe skin and molten plastic grafting together and peeling away in bloody mess
- you win!!
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My favorite games #2: The Brick
Smashing Game
how to play:
- drop brick on ground and observe it break in half
- convince yourself that since the first brick broke so easily, you can break a similar
brick on your head
- grip brick tightly
- smash brick into head with full force
- get cuncussion when brick does not break
- you win!!
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My favorite games #1: The Hatchet Catching Game
how to play:
- take hatchet in hand
- test weight and balance of hatchet
- convince yourself you can flip hatchet around in the air and catch the handle on
the way back down
- flip hatchet
- catch blade on way back down
- sever index finger
- you win!!
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