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good songs.

Hey, we need to be kept alive.  And these are the people who do it.

"providing annoying statements which postpone conversations, since the dawn of time (1985)"
Arjun of CHEESE (anti-Communists Hating chocolatE, coffEe, and Sometimes chEese)
 
"I love people meat." 
George of Cheez Whiz
 
"I have an orgasm every time I read a word."
Tim Telesco of Rant Soup
 
 "blah bla bla blah bla lllllll blah"
Josephine Lavendar of Computer Stuff
 
"Without the word 'lobster' in existance, I would feel even emptier than I do already."
Mattholomew of Funny Words
 
"I have Bengay for my muscle pains and aches.  It works!"
Robert Smith of Fathead Industries
 
"Daniel's Newsletter: No News. Just Daniel."
Daniel Reed of The New Urban Suburbanite
 
 

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