"providing annoying statements which postpone conversations, since the dawn of time (1985)"
Arjun of CHEESE (anti-Communists Hating chocolatE, coffEe, and Sometimes chEese)
"I love people meat."
George of Cheez Whiz
"I have an orgasm every time I read a word."
Tim Telesco of Rant Soup
"blah bla bla blah bla lllllll blah"
Josephine Lavendar of Computer Stuff
"Without the word 'lobster' in existance, I would feel even emptier than I do already."
Mattholomew of Funny Words
"I have Bengay for my muscle pains and aches. It works!"
Robert Smith of Fathead Industries
"Daniel's Newsletter: No News. Just Daniel."
Daniel Reed of The New Urban Suburbanite